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[–] drislands 26 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Jesus. What a shit heel, trying to enlist people during graduation. The fucking audacity.

[–] postmateDumbass 12 points 7 months ago

Wait until you hear about those flyovers for the Superb Owl.

[–] Ibaudia 8 points 7 months ago

It was many times, too, interspersed throughout the speech. Also joked that anyone's parents in the audience would also be welcome. It just kept going.