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Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot (futurism.com)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Next year they will show a VHS recording of the robot reading the generated worthless speech.

[–] ma11en 29 points 7 months ago

M-M-Max He-Head-d-d-droom

[–] 200ok 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Big TV being wheeled in!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A CRT will do just fine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

O_o

Are LCDs and projectors anti woke? (Something something CRT not cathode Ray tube)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I can hear that TV right now.