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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/youdontsurf

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Narrator:
Vanessa did not have a vase in the office.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Well, that'll be another $89.⁹⁹ for the vase, we're accepting cash, cheques, and credit cards

[–] superduperpirate 5 points 6 months ago

You could buy a can of coffee at the Ralph’s, that’s a very modestly priced receptacle.

[–] wreckedcarzz 2 points 3 months ago

another $89

stabs the delivery driver

"Thanks for the free vase! Oh two? You're too kind!"

he is losing consciousness while calling emergency services