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Raw Milk Enthusiasts Demand Milk Infected With H5N1 (futurism.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] Everythingispenguins 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Have you considered joining the super volcano party? Their policies are really explosive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The thing is, Giant Meteor policies can be implemented to encourage Super Volcano policies to naturally follow, satisfying both interests with just one party. They did it in the past and I believe they can do it again.

[–] Everythingispenguins 2 points 7 months ago

Us Super Volcanoins, remember that, we remember your promises around forming a coalition government. And then you know what you did you took all the credit for it. Everybody remembers last time the giant meteor party won and everything they did. Yet somehow they can never remember how the super volcano party helped you all out. We're not about to form a coalition government, not again.