Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf
Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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It sounds like you think bidets use water from the toilet bowl, so it's shooting dirty water at you.
That isn't how they work. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
I think they mean it's spreading fecal matter all around from the butthole outward, not spraying with poop water. I'm a guy. I find it ricochets, hitting the backside of my scrotum at times. I figure if you let it go long enough, it's bound to wash the particles off, but can you be sure?