this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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Microblog Memes

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[–] KISSmyOSFeddit 140 points 5 months ago (5 children)

You should get it fixed quickly, before your baby gets Down With The Sickness

[–] [email protected] 131 points 5 months ago

I don't think she's disturbed. She just needs to keep that freak on a leash.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Uh, wrong band. The baby could be falling away from me, though.

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oops, my bad. But I bet she likes Chop Suey!

[–] tpihkal 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

For now, she's Got the Life.

[–] Jubei_K_08 15 points 5 months ago

She'll be Coming Undone with all the bullying.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago