Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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[–] havokdj 79 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bro your dad is literally going to eat and rail your mom later and you think it is weird to whack one off today?

[–] Skullgrid 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

More like his mom is going to get his dad to give her the bidness

Source : I made my own milf and she wants dick.

[–] HappycamperNZ 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I made one too and she just wants sleep and for me to clean the house.

[–] Skullgrid 3 points 6 months ago

oof, one of them sex negative feminists.

Nah, joking aside, different people want different things at different times. I spent time with the baby and cleaning the kitchen etc as well.