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I think I saw you on Spotify. You were hottest single lately (hilariouschaos.com)
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I know we could win the World Cup in tonsil hockey (hilariouschaos.com)
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Do you want to spend to night at my house? The couch may pull out but I don't (hilariouschaos.com)
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A life without you would be like having PC, but not having internet connection (hilariouschaos.com)
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Don't be afraid Cinderella. I will get you home before 12 (hilariouschaos.com)
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If I jumped on you, would you beat me off? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Can I take a photo of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas (hilariouschaos.com)
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How do you use no pen and paper, but still draw my attention? (hilariouschaos.com)
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I think you look like trash, may I take you out? (hilariouschaos.com)
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How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice! (hilariouschaos.com)
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You are the square to my root. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout. (hilariouschaos.com)
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If you were a flower, every royal garden would hunger after you. (hilariouschaos.com)
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I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. (hilariouschaos.com)
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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. (hilariouschaos.com)
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They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? (hilariouschaos.com)
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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Are you a magician? Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. (hilariouschaos.com)
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You must be a bank loan, cause you've got my interest. (hilariouschaos.com)
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I may not be a weatherman, but I predict a 100% chance of me making it rain in your life. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed- from the inside? (lemm.ee)
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