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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. (hilariouschaos.com)

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Are you a magician? Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. (hilariouschaos.com)

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You must be a bank loan, cause you've got my interest. (hilariouschaos.com)

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I may not be a weatherman, but I predict a 100% chance of me making it rain in your life. (hilariouschaos.com)

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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. (hilariouschaos.com)

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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful. (hilariouschaos.com)

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Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed- from the inside? (lemm.ee)

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There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you. (hilariouschaos.com)

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Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest! (hilariouschaos.com)

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If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous! (hilariouschaos.com)

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Call me superglue? because holy shit do i get attached. (hilariouschaos.com)

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You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry. (hilariouschaos.com)

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If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine. (hilariouschaos.com)

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I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart? (hilariouschaos.com)

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