College Football

Yormark as a publicity machine is gold. Trash talks with the best, but never quite crosses the line into "AAC is P6" eyerolling.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE WEEKLY'S FROM THE OTHER PLACE. AND I ONLY KNOW ONE WAY TO SEE IF Y'ALL LIKED IT AS WELL. USE THIS AS A PLACE TO VENT FRUSTRATION AT THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT OR JUST WHOEVER YOU DON'T LIKE. I'LL START:

I DON'T MUCH CARE FOR ALABAMA

OBVIOUSLY I DON'T CARE IF YOU USE 4 LETTER WORDS, JUST PLEASE NO DETAILED CALLS FOR VIOLENCE

0. West Virginia 325(1)
1. Georgia 125(5)
2. Michigan 117
3. Alabama 114
4. Ohio State 112
5. LSU 100
6. Penn State 91
7. USC 88
8. Tennessee 87
9. TCU 69
10. Texas 63
11. Clemson 60
12. Washington 59
13. Utah 57
14. Florida State 50
15. Oregon 50
16. Notre Dame 49
17. Oklahoma 39
18. Wisconsin 38
19. Kansas State 33
20. Ole Miss 26
21. Texas A&M 24
22. Baylor 20
23. Tulane 18
24. Oregon State 17
25. South Carolina 15

Others receiving votes: Iowa 13, BYU 12, Utah State 11, Kentucky 9, North Carolina 9, Auburn 8, Houston 6, Duke 5, Texas Tech 5, Boise State 4, Iowa State 4, Arkansas 3, Mississippi State 3, Louisville 2, Kansas 1, Nebraska 1, UTSA 1

As a professional data scientist, I see nothing wrong with this data. And it can be blindly trusted. A link to the results should you be interested in more detail is here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FoyR3wPFVjfjPaqWhGqVIqXe9y23l968lFooFHZVZ88/edit?usp=sharing

Vandy is honestly overrated here, Lea has them heading the right way

TL;DR: They're hosed.

Would prefer to rebuild PAC, but need Cal-ford, and they're both not talking, presumably heads-down trying to squirm into the ACC and/or B1G.

Also considering MWC and AAC, but has been talking to literally everybody.

Thinks Fox might have blown up the conference to fend off Apple as a player in the CFB marketplace.

Also thinks Apple is pretty annoyed with the PAC schools who left for blowing smoke up their asses about that deal, though frankly if Apple believed there was no other plan, that's on them.

Isn't specifically aiming for it, but presumes WSU and OSU will stay together one way or another.

https://piped.video/watch?v=Uz445HqtGw4

Pac-12 refugees seek asylum within the border of the Big 12.

The audacity to buy food for another living being clutches pearls

I know I've already posted this before, but I'm posting this on Monday as I'm thinking this is gonna be my flow for the season. I'll post a link to the poll on Mondays and then the results on Wednesdays. I know that's pretty terrible latency but honestly I doubt we even hit double digit pollsters and this should give everybody time.

Link to poll: https://forms.gle/krEKKqMZjbmsWMrm6

Link to results: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FoyR3wPFVjfjPaqWhGqVIqXe9y23l968lFooFHZVZ88/edit?usp=sharing

With the season starting next week, is there any interest in game threads? I wouldn't expect there to be one for every game, but just make them as needed to house game discussion.

This is some bullshit, y'all. Bad ranks, bad takes. Spoiler alert, BYU's Penn State knock off in a floppy romper with a scraggly-ass head tops the list.

I hate Carson Beck. I have no recollection of having seen Carson Beck play or otherwise exist. Both statements are true.

With Tebow not being able to handle a pair of breasts and Caleb Dressel changing in the stall. Has uf ever produced an athlete that's not embarrasing? No. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

"Gary Danielson podcast? There are laws against that sort of thing."

Rice, USF, SMU, SDSU, and BSU…

Wait, shit, wrong topic!

Star Cam Rising is still rehabbing his ACL injury from January's Rose Bowl loss, and Utes coach Kyle Whittingham is not certain Rising will be able to go for Week 1 vs. Florida.

Perhaps inevitable, but oof, talk about kickin' somebody when they're down.

Retired NFL star Michael Oher, whose supposed adoption out of grinding poverty by a wealthy, white family was immortalized in the 2009 movie "The Blind Side," petitioned a Tennessee court Monday with allegations that a central element of the story was a lie concocted by the family to enrich itself at his expense.