yumpsuit

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[–] yumpsuit 4 points 1 year ago

A colony of lichen comes in many attractive colors and can help detoxify your humors once it adapts to your scalp’s vasculature. Immunosuppressants will help this natural biosynthesis along. The haircut trimmings are also fun in salads!

[–] yumpsuit 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For every glass of Clare Valley riesling they didn’t drink, I’ll drink three 🫡

[–] yumpsuit 7 points 1 year ago

In their Louisiana congressional district, the preferred remedy is actually closer to catfish noodling.

[–] yumpsuit 12 points 1 year ago

Frankly, I’m excited for folks with sanguine temperament to be able to register a jar of leeches as emotional support animals. Should name a pair after these two.

And like I’ve always said, open carry of registered personal bloodsucking parasites on the House floor is an important first step to eliminating the precedent set by Citizens United v. FEC.

[–] yumpsuit 3 points 1 year ago

This makes me want to replay Fallout with the Bloody Mess perk.

[–] yumpsuit 4 points 1 year ago

The edible orchids are quite pleasant if chilled, extremely gentle flavor.

Bezos is probably bitter and stringy.

[–] yumpsuit 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gender affirming care looks great on any vehicle. Hang a pair out of your own skirt or kilt in solidarity

[–] yumpsuit 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Nonbinary buddies, you heard it here first: the secret to straight-passing is a big pair of truck nuts.

[–] yumpsuit 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So it’s time to reallocate tracked military vehicles from police departments to Planned Parenthood?

[–] yumpsuit 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Any latecomers to the thread are heartily encouraged to skip this comment section, stretch, relax their neck and shoulders, and drink some water.

[–] yumpsuit 11 points 1 year ago

SAY HIS NAME

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