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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Before bottom surgery my friends made me a penis cake and we performed surgery upon it as we sliced. It was even filled with raspberry jelly "blood".

A little later than a transition party, but it was so sweet of them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oopsie. Well I guess that's why pencils have erasers. As long as we've learned our lesson about funneling massive amounts of money and arms to questionable militias, we should be fine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Or knowing that you can invade Libya in a pinch.

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Rulicus Maximus (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I knew someone who lived next to a hobby farm that would just keep a few cows. Whenever they sold one, the cows that were left behind would just moo out for the missing one days. It sucked.