wwaxen

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[–] wwaxen 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

I just took a gander at the list as a refresher, and it is not 100% a war crime. You can argue this is an unjustified or excessive attack on civilians, but a judge may rule that is is required to defend against the enemy (Hamas).

[–] wwaxen 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry to break it to you, we stopped using CFCs because a cheaper alternative came along. That it happened to be less suicidal was a happy coincidence.

[–] wwaxen 12 points 1 year ago

They still have Iran and North Korea. If that doesn't trigger "are we the baddies?" I don't think anything will.

[–] wwaxen 58 points 1 year ago (7 children)

You know, I'm tired of this one. Every insult being an insult to blank is getting too predictable here.

[–] wwaxen 13 points 1 year ago

"which include a ban on selling tobacco to anyone born on or after Jan. 1, 2009"

[–] wwaxen 38 points 1 year ago

https://www.petcarerx.com/article/hero-cat-saves-abandoned-baby-boy-from-freezing-to-death/4459

I swear I remember a better example that's a perfect mirror for OP, but this is te best I found in 30 seconds.

[–] wwaxen 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

‘We know India, [and we are] not surprised by Canadian allegations', says Pakistan.

[–] wwaxen 8 points 1 year ago

"Zevulon the Great. He's teriyaki-style."

References aside, this is far from the most elaborate hoax of this sort. I look forward to this "amazing discovery" to fade away with no further fanfare, as usual.

[–] wwaxen 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is more the shitty gun they bought to scare their neighbor. Also, their kids are skipping another meal.

[–] wwaxen 7 points 1 year ago

If Uttar Pradesh seceded today, it would be the 4th or 5th most populated country on Earth. Considering all the other circumstances that is a lot of potential NSFL news articles.

[–] wwaxen 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a French poem I'm desperate to find again about a scientist trying to make an atomic bomb in service of France, but he can't get a blast over more than 2 meters.

He eventually figures the issue wasn't the yield, but targeting, so it concludes with our scientist detonating it in a small room among the politicians and generals he worked for.

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