witten

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[–] witten 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Except hot dogs are cured meat which is terrible for you.

[–] witten 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh believe me, I'm fully aware of the underlying causes for the public's reaction here.

[–] witten 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I can see how the quote is super misleading.

[–] witten 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm going to extra hell for laughing at this.

[–] witten 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I think you're probably misinterpreting the quote. Here's the reporting on this from the NYT:

Mayor Eric Adams said Friday morning that the investigation was “on the right track.” In an interview on Spectrum News NY1, the mayor added: “This person was fully masked, and we used good old-fashioned police work to come up with the picture you have.”

I think what the mayor is saying here is that because the alleged killer was masked, the cops actually had to do some detective work, canvas door-to-door maybe, pull security footage, that sort of thing. It wasn't just a case of sitting back and running facial recognition on the killer like something outta CSI.

Unless you're thinking of a different quote.

[–] witten 5 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds quite plausible...

[–] witten 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm going to assume we all saw those security camera photos and immediately thought of the Drake meme. Because you and I couldn't have been the only ones...

[–] witten 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, I mirrored it to make the Drake meme format work. But my question is why the police left a mouse cursor in their security camera photo? Here it is in the original: https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/800/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2024/12/5/30d31dc7-3902-4f14-aa0f-f6ba39f3a79d.jpg.webp

[–] witten 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] witten 159 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

It's like the old saying, "If you see a child stealing food, no you didn't."

[–] witten 1 points 2 weeks ago

He was likely in New York for days before the shooting. Presumably not wearing the same clothes the whole time.

[–] witten 49 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't see nuthin'.

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