wheelie

joined 1 year ago
[–] wheelie 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why am I eating a lb of pistachios at midnight?

[–] wheelie 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Preemptive strike

[–] wheelie 5 points 1 year ago

Why's it look like the West Bank?

[–] wheelie 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pallas's cat

[–] wheelie 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Epson salt lol

[–] wheelie 13 points 1 year ago

White man's playground. The junta are greedy fools. Russians want a country like their own, 1 strongman they control. Africans are the only losers.

[–] wheelie 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For corporations always remember:

Money > Freedom

They will sell you down the river to maintain profit.

Given the choice between you and money, they will choose money every time.

[–] wheelie 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I propose stuffing and implanting her with animatronics so she can hit the vote button as and when required.

Same for all other geriatric politicians because they're all just objects slapping the vote button anyway.

[–] wheelie 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should have let Russia annex Ukraine. Sphere of influence right?

[–] wheelie 5 points 1 year ago

In any fish or just one type of fish?

[–] wheelie 3 points 1 year ago
[–] wheelie 2 points 1 year ago

I'll do it. Got a feather and all.

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