vaultdweler13

joined 1 year ago
[–] vaultdweler13 36 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Some banks are still running windows 98 internally, admitedly so long as said system isnt connected to the internet it should be fine.

[–] vaultdweler13 1 points 1 year ago

For me its fucking mayo, guess im getting Staters brand.

[–] vaultdweler13 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Im gen z and I just want to sacrifice Nazis.

[–] vaultdweler13 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sir its called butt plug.

[–] vaultdweler13 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The man held out against an admitedly injuried Khornate berserker, he's just got a healthy sense of self preservation and a cripling case of imposter syndrome.

[–] vaultdweler13 1 points 1 year ago

Tankies are just fascists with red paint, and we all know what the only good fascist is.

[–] vaultdweler13 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Also bonus points if the captain actually improves the situation via their lack of training.

For example encountering a race who insults one of their crew, normal starfleet captain would brush it off but fake starfleet captain challenges them to a fist fight.

Turns out the aliens greatly respect such actions and starts off first contact with a gesture of equal respect.

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