I chuckled, then I looked at your vote count and felt like the only guy laughing at a bad standup act.
I figured I’d make this comment so I can feel the eyes in the room burning me before I awkwardly slink back into my chair with a ruined buzz. I’ll be self conscious with you.
I definitely don’t get foot love at all. I have always always always despised feet.
Now, when I’m worked up, you know? There isn’t a part of the body I don’t like at least a little bit haha.
Taranteentoe? Who dat?
I feel dirty for typing that haha. I love Quinten Tarantino’s movies so much.
They just saying he can’t dance.
He has said it is his favorite word.
What should I do with them? Eat them?
Yes. I should eat them.
I love my cheese I tell ya hwat.
Think about how many cats aren’t being reported.
Like, if my cat drops dead I’m just burying her. No one would ever know.
If the 5 strays that hang outside my apartment died of it I’d just bury them too. No one would have a clue.
I don’t know what they’re reading, but they’re convinced everything is great.
“He’s even more disciplined this time around. And he’s calmer. We didn’t need to be sending condoms to Gaza.”
I’m so tired.
Yeah only a handful of folks in professional sports end up being celebrities. Most of them just collect their check and live it up quietly, doing the occasional interview that gets watched by 20 people or so. :p
I’d love that life.
Buddy of mine is in the nfl. He’s been recognized like twice in 4ish years.
Oh and the one guy got the team wrong so I’m half thinking someone else recognized him first and just didn’t say anything.
I mean, it was in poor taste but I’m shocked the mod removed it. I really don’t like the modern internet. I really, really don’t.