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Just once I'd like to start a D&D video game like a real D&D game: in a tavern trying to get wasted and then someone barges in saying something about goblins or some shit, and I'm about six deep so I say, "Fuck it, we ball."

I'd recommend Mint instead

Damn, been a while since that's happened to me. I'm not taking it down though!

I wonder if we Americans should do this for our politicians, maybe we'll get some 21st century technology laws

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This is more of an uncle joke

Edit: I'm stupid

Tbf, even in my Paragon runs, I always punched that reporter in the face.

But yeah, the one Renegade run I did was brutal. Like you just fucking shoot an ally for disagreeing with you? And you basically lock yourself out of some allies? Nah, that's not my canon, here's hoping they do better with ME4.

Some people pay for that privilege

I saw a meme about someone setting their Apple Watch to delete their browser history if their heartbeat dropped below 5, maybe something like that?

Super awesome!

NOTHIN' BEATS OLD SPICE, THE FIJI FLAVOR JUST HITS THE SPOT EVERY TIME!!!!