superduperenigma

Because Jeff Bezos would rather buy a few more yachts.

Oh yesyesyesyesssssss 🥵

My raise this year: .

Inflation this year: ⚪

Thanks, boss. Appreciate it.

The compliment I got about 8 years ago (a cashier told me I smell really good) is starting to run out of steam. I desperately need a stranger to tell me something nice about myself unprompted, once that smell comment runs dry things are gonna get gloomy.

And reduce the number of competent educators

There is also an incredibly microscopic, yet non zero chance that a single set of parents could pass on the same exact genes to two separate children conceived at separate times, resulting in 2 genetically identical non-twin siblings.

What did the first tower say to the second tower?

"Sorry, can't talk now. I've got a plane to catch!"

Also worth noting that a fuck load of those mouth breathers kept their location on and were posting pictures and videos to Parler, which didn't bother to clear the EXIF or any metadata from user uploads.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said "do you wanna?"

Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

If you're on lemmygrad or hexbear I will immediately dismiss pretty much anything you say and assume you aren't worth interacting with. Otherwise I don't put a lot of stock into what instance a user belongs to. Sometimes your instance can indicate that you have certain interests (technology based instances, startrek.website) or how you identify (blahaj.zone, pawb.social, etc).

I have a lot of issues with the admins of lemmy.ml, but I don't think the users are inherently problematic. The server itself is advertised as being for privacy and FOSS enthusiasts, so I think a lot of people join without realizing the admins enforce their explicitly communist viewpoints that sometimes border on being pretty tanky.

Then they would shoot the orphans even if there was no profit involved.

Oh no. I must have posted something that was t o o s p i c y