stoned_ape

joined 1 year ago
[–] stoned_ape 23 points 1 week ago

Two chances. Two of them to spell altar the right way!

Also Crown and Skull has the best dungeon design format and rules. This is my hill.

[–] stoned_ape 7 points 3 weeks ago

I guess in Chappelle's view women are just their cycle or something

[–] stoned_ape 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I watched The Closer. It is in fact that bad. I'm not giving him the time for anything else

Idk why that's the argument his defenders make, that we wouldn't criticize it if we watched it. Maybe you're skinnermeming yourself. "I can't be wrong it's the trans supporters that are wrong!"

[–] stoned_ape 15 points 3 weeks ago

That was... The point though? He thinks trans women aren't women. That was like a full third of the show's transcript, and I even left some off

So what do you view as the point of saying all these things or the point of the show itself?

I guess the point was about the one token trans person he deemed worthy of his respect (who killed herself, probably unrelated) bc she was totally fine with him making fun of her identity so that makes it ok to just dead gender her after talking about how he pretty much bullied her and she took it bc of his position in the industry so that makes it ok to just degrade whole group of people

Or something

Go off though if you wanna defend transphobia I guess

[–] stoned_ape 51 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (12 children)

His shows are pretty much him making fun of trans people and whining bc people call him on his shit for doing nothing but making fun of trans people.

Here's some excepts from The Closer in 2022. I watched this begrudgingly to prove to a buddy of mine that he was, in fact, being transphobic (said buddy is no longer buddy), and I haven't watched anything of his shit since but it's probably just him whining even more now:

  • Every time I come out onstage, I be scared. I be lookin’ around the crowd, searching. For knuckles and Adam’s apples to see where the threats might be coming from.

  • And then she hikes her skirt up and she pulls a real live, meaty dick out!

  • If I was honest, I wouldn’t have fallen for it. I’d have just looked at the picture like, “Look at that big chiseled jawline, that big thick Joe Rogan neck. Is that a dude? Is your daughter a man?” Can’t say that shit. It’s really annoying.

  • trans-bitch from the picture.

  • A couple of more drinks and these fellows are gonna start asking her for some pussy, she might not have.

  • I was careful to call her a bitch, ’cause I didn’t want to blow her cover.

  • “Well.” I am a girl now, n*gger. You must treat me as such.

  • Gender is a fact.

  • Now… I am not saying that to say, that trans women aren’t women. I’m just sayin, that those pussies that they got… You know what I mean?

  • I’m not saying it is not pussy, but that’s like Beyond Pussy or Impossible Pussy. You know what I mean? It tastes like pussy but that’s not quite what it is, is it? It’s not blood, that is beet juice.

And here's what the actual goat comedian who had a lasting impact in the industry beyond a mediocre skit series in late 90s Comedy Central and one movie might retort to Chappelle

[–] stoned_ape 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

A Supermarket in California by Ginsberg. Idk why it just always has stuck with me

[–] stoned_ape 6 points 3 weeks ago

I prefer games with player-facing rolls. I also prefer emergent gameplay so I'll roll on random charts, but that's it. Stakes are stakes, and character death should be something in the forefront of player minds imo

[–] stoned_ape 2 points 3 weeks ago

What stakes do you have in your games? What does your prep look like?

[–] stoned_ape 2 points 4 weeks ago

Idk it's like my second favorite edition of D&D©️ after b/x. There are dozens of us!

[–] stoned_ape 25 points 4 weeks ago

Texas? Where's the "you need the 2nd to defend the 1st" crowd?

[–] stoned_ape 3 points 1 month ago

These are just things I learned running it and they worked for me but might not be the case for everybody

  • Focus on just the core book. WoD has always suffered from bloat and an early game I ran got out of hand pretty quick bc I let PCs pick from anything

  • Start small. 5e I think does a balance of horror great, but don't worry about shit going on in the far corners of the world with millennia-old vampires; let your PCs carve their niche out first

  • Lorebooks at your own risk. I didn't like them but again, IDGAF about the metaplot

  • Don't forget hunger is always there and should affect rolls but also you should always be challenging that hunger. I'm not a combative dm/st/gm whatever but like ... I think that's the whole point. Kindred existence is just a constant war of controlling the Beast.

  • Ask lots of questions and use those answers against the players especially during character creation and extra especially with Advantages and Flaws

  • Watch having thin-bloods in with your genned kindred. I felt like there was a huge power gap, or at least make players aware it might get weird

Idk the rules went fine but I'm used to WoD dice pool weirdness. I never house-ruled any of the 5e rules myself other than the mixed-gen coterie thing

[–] stoned_ape 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

1st, 8th, 9th, 10th, 14th, probably, but the people that are on the wrong side of trans rights only give a fuck about the 2nd or something

view more: next ›