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Buy me Lee Carvallo's Nutting Challenge or go to hell!

My eye! I'm not supposed to get Moe in it!

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Dental plan! Lemmy needs karma! Dental plan! Lemmy needs karma!

Any of the last three. The first two sort of look like boats to me? Number two could be a giant toilet, pun absolutely intended.

We did it boys! New low-effort meta shitpost any% world record!!!

Same here - it's $700 "off" (with bill credits) through Google Fi but even then it's still over a grand, like damn

Tacking onto this with more info: LoseIt has a decent free version (barcode scanner is available but stuff like logging future days and setting macro targets is not), otherwise they've got a monthly/annual and a lifetime subscription that are kind of pricey but all go on sale pretty regularly. Overall it has been my go to for a long time. Totally agree about the useless database though, even the "verified" foods tend to be wrong. I'll have to check out Cronometer!

Just fly there, duh

I think you mean: this pizza is wired

In your proposed alternate timeline this would have made perfect sense: https://twitter.com/lizardbill/status/831937286891794437?t=hAwpxBgoEx31_j028KuY0w&s=19

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