scrotumnipples

Are you high? Who in their right mind thinks this is a good idea?

You and me both, buddy. I'm not crying, you're crying. Is someone cutting onions?

Wha... what exactly are they doing to her??

Ya I only exercise so I don't get fat and die.

I think it depends more on what you're doing on those screens. I regularly download books from my local library to read on my phone. People used to read paper books, newspapers, and magazines all the time. Same shit, different means of consumption.

I'm just gonna go back to calling everything gay and retarded now because my substitute word "lame" is now unacceptable.

Think of it like email. You can have username@goofle and someone else can have the same username@yoohoo but they can still talk to each other. Remember chain emails where people hit "reply all"? Same shit here.

Seriously. I bought wireless earbuds for working out. They fit perfectly when dry, but if I'm not careful when working out they'll get sweaty and slip out. This used to happen occasionally with wired ear buds too but at least there was a cable to keep them from falling on the floor. Anyone have suggestions?

Dearest Desert,

I write you today with a heavy heart, longing for the past. Do you remember the times we had nary a sneeze? Oh how I yearn for those days.

Always and forever yours, -ScrotumNipples

Bottom left is the only promo this movie ever needed.

"Mediumware" just doesn't have the same ring to it.