His brother was more responsible for the corn flakes, John Harvey thought they were too flavorful.
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Why would I sell myself an item on the GE for 1 coin, risking what just happened, so I could post it on Lemmy and get 5 maymay points before being forgotten?
Those pesto pizzas are ruined
J.H. Kellogg also claimed to be a straight man who wasn't interested in consummating his marriage and felt no need for sex, and that the industrial-strength pressure washer enemas that blasted his prostate with gallons of water every single day were for medicinal purposes.
Just the good ones
Joe Kelly gets suspended for 8 games every time this is posted
I once PK'd a UIM who had >100M on him, dumb fucker attacked me first so I don't know what he was doing.
I think he meant that we'd be the ones blowing it up, or the ROC would do it themselves, and I think that's probably true.
We do know that Archer is probably from Utica, or at least not from Albany, given that he's never seen using the phrase "steamed hams" to refer to hamburgers.
I do the same thing in reverse, I live in Zee territory but I always pronounced the ZX Spectrum as Zed-Ex
In John Harvey Kellogg's case, it was even worse. Much like the guy who invented graham crackers, it was "So drunkenness leads to cirrhosis, gluttony leads to obesity, pre-condom promiscuity leads to syphilis, sports lead to injuries, and laziness leads to being a soft couch potato. Clearly this means that pleasure is actually bad and you should make sure you don't eat anything that tastes good, don't drink, don't lift weights, never have sex except to produce one or two children, don't play sports, don't listen to music, don't have fun, don't enjoy anything"