rockNprole

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[–] rockNprole 5 points 2 days ago

It’d be like going into modern warfare, standing in a straight line out in an open field, firing a single round of shots, then shouldering your weapons and waiting patiently for them to return fire. Platoon after platoon of soldiers are massacred by the other side, who are fighting dirty. The general keeps saying, ‘No fair, we’re getting slaughtered out there! But, once we’re all dead, people will realize that those other guys were being real assholes…then, who’s the real winner! Ha! Ok, boys, line up the next platoon and remember, don’t fire until you’ve reached the center of the field and for the love of God, only one shot each! …I mean, if any of the platoons ever eventually survive long enough to fire a shot. But, I’m feeling good about this next one! Charge! …I’ll just wait back here where it’s safe.”

[–] rockNprole 2 points 2 days ago

I don’t know why she’s complaining, it could be worse. Last Trump inauguration, 3 Doors Down was forced to play 3 Doors Down songs!

[–] rockNprole 2 points 2 days ago

It looks like if you could see his whole body he’d be doing that exaggerated tip toe walk from old cartoons.

[–] rockNprole 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

All these crazy Executive Orders are just to distract us while they steal our underpants.

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