I doubled up a number a while back so now we skip forward lol
i have risen (i am going to bed)
i feel like every time i try to watch weekend update that one guy (the one who isn't scarjo's husband) makes a misogynistic statement and everyone pretends like it's a joke for some reason and i quit watching snl to do something much richer with my one wild life
average man in the suburban midwest tbh, just add some wraparound sunglasses and poorly maintained facial hair and you've got a portrait in 4k
realized I only had ~100 days left to post this now that he dropped out of the race lol
God, me
Are you there, God? It's me, [redacted].
yeah, we get it, you make your own coffee in the morning smh
huh. how mundane. not the prophecy that google translate augured smh
an intelligent, nuanced take in a shitpost space that recognizes the importance of touching grass and loving your neighbor and building structures of mutual aid? I didn't think I'd live to see the day 😍
"cursed is the ground because of you; in toil you shall eat of it all the days of your life; thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you; and you shall eat the plants of the field. By the sweat of your face you shall eat bread until you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken; you are dust, and to dust you shall return"
lol I am a gay woman
psh ur mom showed me her full moon last night and it wasn't even half that thick
the wonderfully bizarre amount of detail (like the reporters on camera right outside the site) is what makes it so good to me