rabiddolphin

I want my goods squeezed out of a cold unfeeling robot's bowels right into my home just as long as I don't have to see another filthy human because I use linux and think I'm a fucking cyborg

Jeez you sure love working for free

Yes shuffling from point a to point b without interaction is living

I thought lemmy was anarchists and you have everyone simping for the corporate food overlords, what gives?

If another human being speaks to me I run home and tweet about it

The machines don't like when you accidentally spill cooking oil on them

Walmart is a penal colony

It's a song. Say aren't you spez from NAMBLA?

Don't forget to sweep the floors and bring in the carts

No knock raids = terrorism

I thought Apple was our hero and we should all wear black turtle necks and throw old phones into a body of fresh water

Once you get to a billion you should get a free ticket to the sun