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[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Why would they avoid speeding tickets for birds? Seems like a missed revenue stream opportunity.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is how my driving school taught me to use a roundabout. Though I never see anyone but me do this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did anything change after they became a big YouTube sponsor?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

In a similar vein, I picked up Marvel Multiverse RPG recently. My friends haven't played DND picked this up really quickly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dungeons and Dragons. With the right group, you can do anything.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Me when I have a migraine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

How dare you say that about my mom!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

JPEG stands for Joint Photographic Experts Group. So by the other user's logic, you shouldn't be using the hard /p/ sound.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How do you pronounce JPEG?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Definitely a glitch in the matrix.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mobius: Knock Knock

Brad: Who's there?

Mobius: Brad

Brad: Brad who?

Mobius: That's show business

This is a bit of an old joke but the humour comes from two layers.

The first layer comes from the last two lines. Brad is a famous actor, so probably a household name. So the expectation is that nobody would ask who he was in the same way nobody would ask "Beyonce who?" But Hollywood is fickle and stars today can easily become forgotten tomorrow. Pretending not to know a celebrity is an insult that is associated with this nature of Hollywood. Hence the "That's show business line" where the jokester acts like they're reluctantly agreeing that the celebrity isn't famous anymore. This is extra hurtful since the famous person is the one tricked into saying "...(their own name) who?"

The second layer comes from the expectation of the structure of a regular knock knock joke. Since this joke doesn't follow that structure, it breaks expectations and creates humour.

Mainly it's the first part though.

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