“Why don’t kids play outside anymore?”
What? I’m American and everyone I know owns one.
And please don’t form a union!
And the forced socialization/“were a family” activities! They rule! Really! I swear!
If I don’t have to waste 2.5 hours of my life every day commuting or spend money on gas for that dumbass commute, and I am subject to less pervasive monitoring by my employer... Why would I ever willingly go back?
Wait. You mean to tell me that giving kids terrible educations…makes them more susceptible to being stupid assholes?
Yes! Strap me to the millstone!
Yeah people this dumb either think it’s a good thing and revel in it or are incapable of forming the thought/reaching the level of self-awareness that allows them to think “maybe I’m stupid.”
But spicy autocorrect is going to steal my job next month! Benzinga told me and my boss so; when he does fire me it totally won’t be a self fulfilling prophecy!
(Don’t worry, if this ages poorly I WILL delete this comment.)
I mean… “Hoof Hearted” was a real horse name. (Read it out loud)
Yep! And their short-sighted greed is going to drive us right to the brink of annihilation. We’re staring down the barrel of environmental collapse and our leaders are generally either old enough they assume they’ll die before it gets “that bad,” and the others stupidly think money makes them immune to the destruction of the biosphere. Anyone under 50 right now is going to live through some incredibly dark times. We are all dogs in a car with the windows closed and the heater on in a Texas parking lot. Business as usual is going to get really ugly, really quickly, really soon.
learn to swim!