pensivepangolin

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[–] pensivepangolin 10 points 1 year ago (9 children)

No no no no the Israeli military is the most incredible, most effective, best trained, most moral military in the world. They are super creative, innovative geniuses. How else would they have come to the conclusion that they could be more effective in their genocide efforts by bombing hospitals and refugee camps and then justify it by claiming they’re so scared and everyone looks like a scary terrorist?

Hopefully, my sarcasm drips off of every phrase.

[–] pensivepangolin 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But the ones on the right cannot be resoled and will have to be discarded after maybe two years of frequent use. The ones on the left, with a bit of care, will last decades.

[–] pensivepangolin 106 points 1 year ago

“Young Americans are upset that the economy is tanking and stacked to exploit them for their masters’ benefit as their planet boils in real time for the rest of their lives.”

Wow, yeah, that’s so hard to understand! Who would have guessed that would result in cynicism regarding capitalism? Shocking!

[–] pensivepangolin 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don’t know if I could get it on while watching Wormtongue

[–] pensivepangolin 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wait…donkeys have human titties now? Is that elephant packing human naughty bits under that suit?

[–] pensivepangolin 2 points 1 year ago

The bottom right, for sure!

[–] pensivepangolin 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’re telling me I’ve missed the fact that this came out for two years? Wow, I’m more oblivious than I realized

[–] pensivepangolin 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know, this will sound dumb, but that hadn’t occurred to me! Any good Celtic Frost album to start with? Otherwise I’ll probably rip through them chronologically this weekend!

[–] pensivepangolin 3 points 1 year ago

Which model is that? Gorgeous lines!

[–] pensivepangolin 37 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ubuntu but with an Arch wallpaper? You madman

[–] pensivepangolin 102 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Uh no Israel are the good guys. They told me so.

[–] pensivepangolin 20 points 1 year ago

Hey man, (or lady, or whatever,) I won’t lie to you or try give you life tips because I’m sure you’re up to your eyes with that. But I will say: life is a bitch. It really just is a bitch. That being said, I’d argue there are still good people in the world, but they’re hard to find because being nice is very often not rewarded in modern consumer societies; hell, sometimes it’s even tacitly punished.

I know this probably doesn’t really help, but for what it’s worth, I’ve been in a similar situation…just minus the parental health problems (knock on wood). So while I can’t fully get it, I do to some extent. And if I can get through it, so can you because frankly, I am an idiot.

Sending you love; I hope things can turn around for you soon.

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