penix

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[–] penix -3 points 1 year ago

This is like when Johnny Sack had to unexpectedly return home to retrieve his sweater he forgot only to find Ginny Sack gorging herself on her hidden stash of snacks and candy while she was supposed to be on a diet.

[–] penix 24 points 1 year ago

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giant retards.

[–] penix 90 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The convergence of “man, some wild ass shit is happening to me I’m noticing” and “check your damn CO levels bro” posts continues.

[–] penix 3 points 1 year ago

I’ll take about 500,000 Roberts.

[–] penix 4 points 1 year ago

I’m much more toxic than Scott Pilgrim.

[–] penix -1 points 1 year ago

Prostitution is not the only way pussy is sold. Cash is not the only currency.

[–] penix -1 points 1 year ago

My friend, you can philosophy and praxis and rationalize and cry all you like. The simple fact of the matter is pussy has inherent value. Good pussy and hotter chicks have greater value.

You are more than welcome to try to government-enforce equitable distribution of the pussy, but you should go into that endeavor well prepared to hear plenty of “eww” and “good luck with that” and “lol no”.

The free trade of pussy on an open market allows for ladies to self-determine their own worth and get the maximum returns for the commodities they possess. I’m sorry you won’t get your party assigned big tiddy goth GF like you wanted, but maybe if you work hard, earn money, and provide value of your own you might still get one. Good luck with that. 😉

[–] penix 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reddit also gave me aids.

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