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Have enough money to solve almost any social issue, but put on a weird black latex suit and beat up the mentally unstable at night instead. in c/microblogmemes

[–] panda_paddle 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Because a warlock is interred on Gothams soil." I'm sorry, WHAT?!

Tipping culture npcs in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] panda_paddle -3 points 4 months ago

The meal is plenty affordable until the wait staff demands the outrageous amount if 25%.

Palworld hits 19 million players in less than two weeks - beating the latest Pokémon in c/[email protected]

[–] panda_paddle 1 points 5 months ago

Which bodes poorly for the people who bought Cradtopia. I remember how mad people were at Wildcard for releasing Scorched Earth while Ark was still in Early Access. Can't imagine how upset they would have been if they had released an entirely different game.

Palworld hits 19 million players in less than two weeks - beating the latest Pokémon in c/[email protected]

[–] panda_paddle 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm not sure what the raw numbers prove. I paid $1 for a free trial of Gamepass to play it. It's an Ark clone with Pokemon. Wasn't that impressed. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills listening to people rant and rave about it.

A Courier chooses, a slave obeys in c/memes

[–] panda_paddle 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Never played NV, did it rip off the most dramatic moment in bioshock?

Surely there is no way that this could... backfire in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] panda_paddle 11 points 5 months ago

The airbag deploys at 200 mph. At that speed the sharpness isn't really the issue.

It's up to you to break generational trauma in c/[email protected]

[–] panda_paddle 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They don't know how to use the shift key to make capital letters. They are lost.

razor blades in c/[email protected]

[–] panda_paddle 1 points 5 months ago (9 children)

I have been using at minimum a 3 bladed safety razor since I was 14. I have a feeling I would obliterate my face if I tried using straight blade.

Harvard has gone too far in c/microblogmemes

[–] panda_paddle 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You've obviously not spent enough time around gym bros. I have on multiple occasions overheard conversations about using it as a butter substitute because, "...it has no calories. "

GET TO THE POINT in c/[email protected]

[–] panda_paddle 35 points 6 months ago

Then it turns out you didn't understand them at all and jumped to a completely wrong conclusion.

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Twitch will now allow "Artistic Nudity" following the viral topless meta in c/[email protected]

[–] panda_paddle 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You may want to. You will eventually be interacting with them. Or your kids will.