ooterness

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[–] ooterness 59 points 9 months ago

Incentives like this are tricky. You can reduce the numbers by fixing the problem, or by sweeping it all under the rug. Guess which is easier to do on a quarterly basis?

[–] ooterness 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Joke's on them: those aliens don't perceive time, so the concept of pressing keys in sequence is impossible to convey.

[–] ooterness 4 points 9 months ago

There's a song about this. (Different ancient creature, but the principle is the same.)

[–] ooterness 24 points 9 months ago

"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work! Any time I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away I had a different problem." -Jason Mendoza

[–] ooterness 10 points 10 months ago

It's not even the company's first fine for similar misbehavior.

If the fine isn't big enough to act as a deterrent, it's almost like granting permission to do it again.

[–] ooterness 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's not even the company's first fine for similar misbehavior.

If the fine isn't big enough to act as a deterrent, it's almost like granting permission to do it again.

[–] ooterness 24 points 10 months ago

You're quite right, but this forum is for non-credible ideas, and we need something to counter the T-59.

[–] ooterness 9 points 10 months ago

Gatling railgun, only 1/6 the barrel wear per shot.

[–] ooterness 16 points 10 months ago

That's why you park it in the middle of the carrier support group.

[–] ooterness 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

Yes, very nice, but hear me out: What if all that but also railguns?

[–] ooterness 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

ELI5: How is this a science meme?

[–] ooterness 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Excuse me, but I am the rightful King of the Moon, so you could not possibly have ruled it.

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