officermike

joined 1 year ago
[–] officermike 30 points 1 month ago (14 children)

I just hope that he will follow through with quickly finishing the war in Ukraine.

Yeah, that's a monkey paw wish. His "ending the war in Ukraine" almost certainly means giving Putin whatever he wants.

[–] officermike 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump started that months ago.

[–] officermike 11 points 1 month ago
[–] officermike 79 points 1 month ago (4 children)

For anyone unaware of the reference:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

[–] officermike 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ahh, I see you're a Trump kid. I'm afraid I can't just give you this candy as a handout; that would be some commie socialist shit. Instead, I'm going to have to ask you to walk a couple thousand miles in the sweltering heat, then swim across this river that's been strung with razor wire, then climb over this 20-foot wall, not get spotted by border patrol, thermal imaging, dogs, etc. Once you've made it through all that, I'm gonna need you to work a minimum-wage job for twenty years while you contribute to the social security fund that you're ineligible to receive, and once you pass your citizenship test, I'll let you have a piece of candy. But I'll also spit in your face. We have standards.

[–] officermike 0 points 1 month ago

I've dabbled with them, but I find myself accidentally triggering them, so I've always gone back to buttons.

[–] officermike 4 points 1 month ago

There's always a first...

[–] officermike 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Last update that had a noticeable GUI change for me was when they switched navigation default from 3-button to gesture. Fortunately they still have the option for 3-button.

[–] officermike 2 points 1 month ago

My home value hasn't started falling yet, according to Zillow, but the appreciation seems to have leveled off.

[–] officermike 121 points 1 month ago (6 children)

It’s kind of insane that there’s no provision at all for people who are going to be waiting this long

It's kind of insane that there's people waiting this long

[–] officermike 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think those are jawbones. They're casts of the dogs jaws with the prepared caps test-fitted to each tooth.

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