my_legs_still_hurt92

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[–] my_legs_still_hurt92 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it forbidden to be a democrat in Texas?

[–] my_legs_still_hurt92 6 points 8 months ago

They are pretty stupid, they forgot to open the lid.

[–] my_legs_still_hurt92 5 points 8 months ago

I see this as an absolute win.

[–] my_legs_still_hurt92 12 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You can watch The Barbie Movie alone as a single man but you'll be the only single man in a room filled with couples and girl groups. I know because I was that guy.

[–] my_legs_still_hurt92 2 points 10 months ago

Sadly, I'm not a dog.

[–] my_legs_still_hurt92 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The neat part he can pee out the lava.

[–] my_legs_still_hurt92 3 points 10 months ago

I never had any lasagna in mine.

[–] my_legs_still_hurt92 5 points 10 months ago

Thank you, for your service. I appreciate your sacrifice.

[–] my_legs_still_hurt92 2 points 10 months ago

yes, especially almonds

[–] my_legs_still_hurt92 2 points 10 months ago

No, I hate Mondays. Even, if I'm on holiday I hate Mondays but I also hate every other day of the week. The only thing I hate more than Mondays is meself.

[–] my_legs_still_hurt92 11 points 10 months ago

Because the GTA:Trilogie was such a great work I'm sure this won't be a have ass either.

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