mindbleach

joined 2 years ago
[–] mindbleach 1 points 2 years ago

... does Elon know Zane Lofton isn't real?

[–] mindbleach 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Was the image in the correct resolution at the time? Because this Knoll dithering looks like a 2007 doujin scan.

[–] mindbleach 22 points 2 years ago

Less of it every day.

[–] mindbleach 76 points 2 years ago (11 children)

What the fuck did Elon buy, at this point?

He fired the employees.

He threw out the code.

He yanked plugs on the physical servers.

He forgot to pay for the virtual servers.

He started rent protest for the office space.

He deleted the brand the way Malcolm X deleted his surname.

If he'd just started a Twitter competitor, with blackjack and doxxing, the only difference would be that Twitter was a bit quieter.

If he'd bought Twitter, the hellsite, and then burned it to the ground as a weird flex, the only difference would be slightly more people using Mastodon.

And in both cases nobody would know he's a complete crybaby. We'd just harbor strong suspicions.

[–] mindbleach 27 points 2 years ago

I know you know, but I have to point out: their public relations is literally a poop emoji. Which is possibly the most juvenile proof imaginable for the failure of Elmo's delusions of adequacy. He just has a lot of money.

[–] mindbleach 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Twitter, Facebook, Blackwater.

Ain't playing these games.

[–] mindbleach 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And hopefully that means this abuse will fall flat anyway. Mandatory sessions where the doctor asks, "Can you believe this shit?"

Or, per their expertise, providing coping mechanisms for dealing with this authoritarian horseshit.

[–] mindbleach 1 points 2 years ago

Suicide drones

You mean... missiles?