mack7400

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[–] mack7400 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But not a Republican convention. Firearms are banned there.

[–] mack7400 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep, according to it, Americans have the right to bear arms. In fact, a whole bear fursuit.

[–] mack7400 2 points 1 year ago

The only way to stop a bad guy with the gay is a good guy with the gay.

[–] mack7400 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mack7400 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Flirt on, if you like her. You're gonna be awkward. It's gonna be supacringe. If she digs you, and is worth your time, she'll like the awkwardness. She's looking for a fellow human, not a love god.

But if she gets turned off, then it wasn't meant to be. You have failed, but you have learned, there's still a billion-odd potential mates left to meet.

[–] mack7400 18 points 1 year ago

Bet Anakin had power converters, though.

[–] mack7400 4 points 1 year ago

With all due respect to him and his family, a jetski escape does sound pretty bitchin...i'm imagining him rocking aviator sunglasses, carving through waves with a supermodel in each arm.

[–] mack7400 -1 points 1 year ago

Did she do it in Reno?

[–] mack7400 4 points 1 year ago

Beat me to it.

[–] mack7400 2 points 1 year ago

Somebody never played with Lego.

[–] mack7400 4 points 1 year ago

The artists be like, "Those aren't fire extinguishers! In the pursuit of realism, those are scuba tanks full of oxygen. So, no problem!!"

[–] mack7400 6 points 1 year ago

Just use her mum's maiden name

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