llamatron

joined 2 years ago
[–] llamatron 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Luckiest man in the world I swear

[–] llamatron 15 points 6 months ago

I remember when I was a kid back in the 80s, walking to school one autumn day and seeing swallows in their 1000s lined up along the phone wires on one of the streets ready for their migration.

Sometimes I wonder if that was real.

[–] llamatron 3 points 6 months ago

Hot video. Hot girl.

[–] llamatron 9 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Beautiful. For some reason I feel she's too pretty for porn. As if being too attractive is a thing.

[–] llamatron 155 points 6 months ago (44 children)

So the choice is between a senile old man with good intentions and a treasonous, syphalitic crook. And the crook has a non zero chance of winning.

Fuck me, what a shit show.

[–] llamatron 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is probably a rude question but have you umm, had a little enhancement?

[–] llamatron 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Other reasons?

[–] llamatron 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm so jealous of you guys

[–] llamatron 1 points 6 months ago (8 children)
[–] llamatron 1 points 6 months ago (13 children)

Your wife, is she single? Enquiring for a friend

[–] llamatron 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Oh get a room you two.

Then film it and post it online.

[–] llamatron 1 points 6 months ago
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