lemmus

joined 1 year ago
MODERATOR OF
[–] lemmus 6 points 1 month ago

Don’t tell him how beef is made.

[–] lemmus 14 points 1 month ago (9 children)

As if a former KGB officer is sticking an American swab up their nose.

[–] lemmus 21 points 2 months ago

We eat soft, processed foods now. We used to graze and chew constantly, which helps the jaw grow properly.

[–] lemmus 1 points 2 months ago

Copying the fascists is a quick way to show you’re no longer the party of Jeremy Corbyn.

[–] lemmus 1 points 2 months ago

He was always an arrogant person. Not so much a fall from grace as a long overdue day of reckoning.

[–] lemmus 25 points 2 months ago

It’s about time!

[–] lemmus 0 points 2 months ago

He’s going to allow them to strike Gaza.

[–] lemmus 5 points 2 months ago

Goodbye, Cybertruck.

[–] lemmus 4 points 2 months ago

The Chattington-Hepsworth’s budget is only £856,200 and the Argentinian quadruple-glazed one of a kind photon-friendly volcanically baked silica panes are being held at Greenlandic customs for two days longer than expected, pushing the bilingual homeschooling couple perilously close to £857,000 in expenditure and risking an extension of Charles’ five year sabbatical and a postponement of Harriet’s gallery grand opening.

[–] lemmus 7 points 2 months ago

It’s exciting to see history repeating itself and no one doing anything to stop it. /s

[–] lemmus 2 points 2 months ago

Standard landlord.

[–] lemmus 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Exciting time to be a salmon!

view more: ‹ prev next ›