kemsat

joined 1 year ago
[–] kemsat 6 points 2 weeks ago

Just a few weeks ago this guys name was flying around in my head, and I didn’t know who he was. Weird.

[–] kemsat 1 points 2 weeks ago

No no. I meant the first time.

[–] kemsat 94 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)
[–] kemsat 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is a strangely satisfying comment

[–] kemsat 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fortuitous mistake

[–] kemsat 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I dunno, I don’t think we need guns made for war in residential areas, but we do have dogs made for war in them, so 🤷🏾

[–] kemsat 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh no worries, I have sisters & I heard my mom teaching them when I was growing up. So I taught my exes how to do it.

[–] kemsat 1 points 2 weeks ago

They don’t have upper teeth, so I’m not sure how much that would hurt, probably just startled her.

[–] kemsat 63 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I’ve dated some girls that apparently had never been taught vaginal hygiene. My guess is that’s a cultural phenomenon that causes men to not want to dine on beaver. Keep it fresh.

[–] kemsat 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Only hack fortis discipline. Decide what you’re going to do ahead of time, then stick to your plans.

[–] kemsat 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I’m not understanding either. When I drove manual, I used the left foot exclusively for the clutch, and in an automatic, I don’t use the left foot at all.

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