june

joined 2 years ago
[–] june 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I’d be willing to bet you could find one or two Israelies (Israelites?) that hate Israel too.

[–] june 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Mine is. It has an automatic life maker and filtered water dispenser. It’s pretty common in houses in America, less so in rentals.

[–] june 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No. These are literally older than every lemmy user and none of us remember these weird analogue doodads. They’re far superior to absolutely everything that exists today because the good old days and this darn AI transcription nonsense. I’d rather pay a lady to answer my phone when I can’t just to get these.

[–] june 1 points 8 months ago
[–] june 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Why would I exercise?

[–] june 7 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Backflip.

I imagine that means my body won’t hurt and I’ll have the athleticism to do a few backflips until I’ve done them. If I don’t do them, then my body is just suddenly healthy and pain free.

At 40, I’ll take that shit.

[–] june 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something a banana would say

[–] june 5 points 8 months ago
[–] june 12 points 8 months ago

I feel personally attacked right now

[–] june 7 points 8 months ago

You’re 17 days old, how could you have been alive in 1995?

[–] june -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don’t worry guys, you kept downvoting each other so I upvoted both of you.

[–] june 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’ll have sex with you.

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