jumpingjack

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This was such a hard watch. I kept getting paranoid because of her stiff stances on those sharp rocks and not paying attention to the waves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Make sure that everyone is actually interested in it and not a "for you" kinda thing. Like make sure the females are as hot for each other as you are for them (or whatever the gender/person setup is).

Also, wait a week. Actually contemplate if this is purely for your satisfaction, or something everyone wants. If it's a "gotta happen right now", don't do it in a relationship. If it's a hook-up, use your own discretion as you probably already do with partners.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Wow that's a dangerous smile. I bet you can lock eyes and make someone flustered with that sexy smirk from across a crowded room.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's gonna be slow and teasing while a little forceful (just my strength, I can be gentle where it counts). I'll slide off one piece of clothing at a time while I caress and kiss every part of you I expose, making sure you're hot and wet before I lower you into the tub.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

well, unfortunately I guess I would choose neither. I can't do anal because it hurts them too much and they're not a fan of cum so watching them gag and try to get it down isn't a turn on for me (I know it is for some, but unfortunately the gagging porn completely throws me off). A really sloppy oily handi would be nice, maybe even a finger up the bum but they don't like doing that either lol.

Idk, are people actually ok with having someone perform a sexual act on them the other person doesn't enjoy? Is the premise that it's a special treat because they don't enjoy it or just don't have the time for it? I very much need constant enjoyment from my partner during sex or I stop. That whole "letting me finish" thing isn't my shtick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At first the thought of "religion shopping" was kinda funny, but honestly most people are just forced into one religious sect from family/etc so it actually sounds kinda like a great idea. Most religions have weird beliefs that half of the followers ignore, so just taking it in the context of "Don't do stupid or hateful shit/we're all connected" and finding something that fits your personality might be a great way forward. Kinda turns religion into an actual helpful support group.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I love photos like this and only makes the person hotter in my eyes. Shit load of spray cans for artwork? Hot. Yoga mat and already has presents wrapped for christmas? I think the wrapped presents is hotter, woman's on her shit especially with that beautifully landscaped bush. Just all around hot gal that's living a good life.

I have no idea what @[email protected] is talking about, they look completely the same but just a different angle from the mirror. If you look at the shadow on the boobs and where the curves line up, you're just barely missing the side curves but how the mirror cuts off looks like it continues.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I think I would have the same expression as Kirby if I was sitting there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh wow, you just restored my faith in humanity. My entire neighborhood goes silent at 8pm and it's so bleak. Knowing there's a fox out there like you still up definitely lifts my spirit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Ok but is anyone else imagining her slamming face first into the camera operator 2 seconds later with her momentum? Do Zero-G boners feel different?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Your entitlement to your feelings doesn't dissolve you from abhorrent public comments. At least now you have a proper avenue in which to address your issues with the information you have found. I hope you look for such paths in the future instead of the nasty comments you made hastily. Again, you can expect a system to respect your choice but that doesn't mean you will be protected by said system. I hope the great devs that continue to improve this platform are able to address the nsfw avatar as many can have profiles which may offend others.

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