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No surprise there, our hope now is that Justice has a habit of no showing

So that means people voted pro choice and still voted for the guy that will enact a federal ban

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

The next time I see the word slam it better be like that time Hulk smashed Loki into the floor

F

yea why does no one ever leave cured meats in my bed

Imagine being upset by something as normal as body hair. If I ever have kids I'm keeping them away from you.

"25% of our code was copied off of GitHub"

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I don't think either of you will be able to smell each other because eating 2000 lbs of garlic will surely kill you.

Menards are stuck to methighs