jewbacca117

joined 1 year ago
[–] jewbacca117 2 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] jewbacca117 13 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] jewbacca117 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Enough community service hours to cover the amount the stole. Paid at minimum wage, of course.

[–] jewbacca117 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you touch it, it will fly off and bounce all around the room. Likely killing you in the process.

[–] jewbacca117 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What does one do with international mans day? I celebrate being a man every time I go to the bathroom.

[–] jewbacca117 1 points 1 week ago

Its a slitherator

[–] jewbacca117 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A smart TV is a dumb TV when it doesn't have an internet connection. I won't put mine on the wifi and do everything through Chromecast or Xbox.

[–] jewbacca117 2 points 1 week ago

Doubt anything like that id available for sale. He took the radar from a car, probably needed some serious tweaking to get it to track smaller objects and ignore larger ones.

If you have any military connections, get your hands on a AN/APG-81 from an F-35 and cook all the mosquitos in the room. Get any pets or food out first, of course.

[–] jewbacca117 4 points 1 week ago

I love getting drunk in the dark. I should check out norway

[–] jewbacca117 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

For when you run out of 5.56 before third period biology

[–] jewbacca117 49 points 2 weeks ago

call it a focus village or soemthing

[–] jewbacca117 12 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

The Democratic party hates Bernie though. Theyran so hard against him back in '16 and '20. I swear the Democrats would rather lose to a Republican than run an actual left candidate.

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