I work in IT support and would probably put a bomb in a printer. Can’t support it if it’s blown up
We DiD iT AdRiAn!
Something popped in my pants
Cats just meow to get our attention. Fun fact do you know that meowing is them mimicking the sounds of a baby?
Tears of my cheff opponents? Are you really good at cooking?
Don’t worry, I won’t need long at all 😍
We get it, you use Arch!
(I use Arch btw)
Looks like he’s getting you promoted
Only if I can play with your nipples ;)
Chairs are great for sitting on :)
I also love being there for my girlfriend to tie her shoe laces!
Sidenote, I love cats