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kind'a

I can't believe I've never seen this before. "Kinda" does not mean "kind of." "Kind of" is not the proper way to write "kinda." They aren't interchangeable.

Kind'a is a contraction and specifically means kind of. Brilliant.

You uncultured swine. Ain't is a contraction of am not. Am only goes with I. I ain't going to accept illiteracy.

Everyone gets y'all. It fills the dumb gap in English where the plural of you is you. Now if we could only get a singular neutral 3rd for people that isn't also the plural.

E: Or we could start pronouncing They singular like latchkey, for a thee sound. So we can get fun words like they's (thees). It will also make English even more confusing for newbies. What's not to love?

y'all is second person plural. First and Second person aren't gendered. Therefore, I is also woke

I thought I would be safe if I hovered and read the URL. Nope. Nooooope.

Is that anything like

E: TW - This one, if any video were to exist of it, would be a suicide video. Not every silly story has a happy ending.

You misspelled doo.

Nope. It's a murder.

I managed to skip that one in middle school when it dropped. I was not so fortunate with 3 guys 1 hammer.

It came up in the Lemme-Shitpost update post. It seemed like a kind of spam, but an extra bad spam that was nearing on repugnance to csam. After an inadequate warning about 3 guys, 1 hammer, I try to err on the side of caution.

I have no follow up questions.

E: I have no follow up questions I want answered.

Oh that makes more sense.