hperrin

joined 1 year ago
[–] hperrin 9 points 1 week ago

Why not walk the horse onto the trebuchet and make it your neighbor’s problem?

[–] hperrin 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like being a sex predator is a requirement to be in Trump's cabinet.

[–] hperrin 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] hperrin 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It really makes me understand why we don’t see any advanced space faring civilizations as we look to the stars. Life just isn’t good at cooperation.

[–] hperrin 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What can we fucking do? Literally nothing.

The best we’ve got is keeping our local governments functioning, because the federal government is about to come crashing down. Hopefully California will nope out of this dumpster fire of a country.

[–] hperrin 9 points 1 week ago

You couldn’t make Idiocracy today because it wouldn’t be a comedy.

[–] hperrin 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's not that they're against the working class, it's that they don't do enough to fight for the working class. How can they when they all take money from billionaires and invest in their companies?

Not having any real plans to solve the problem of shrinking wages and an ever growing wealth gap makes Democrats stay home. And only when enough Democrats stay home do Republicans win.

[–] hperrin 29 points 1 week ago

“When did Star Wars get political??”

“Um… 1977.”

[–] hperrin 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Resonance cavity portal.

[–] hperrin 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I had to look it up to believe it. It actually is called a sound hole.

[–] hperrin 6 points 1 week ago

Why is it called a ball peen hammer?

Cause it's used to hammer your balls and peen.

[–] hperrin 10 points 1 week ago

No joke, I've had two Keurig machines break on me in the past year. Those machines are trash, built to break. After the second one, I just bought a $10 coffee pot, and it's working great. It's probably going to last me ten years. There's barely any parts to break.

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