hltdev

joined 2 years ago
[–] hltdev 3 points 11 months ago

more like "where's waldo(s)"

[–] hltdev 3 points 1 year ago

I bookmarked this post so I'll remember to look at it in 19 years

[–] hltdev 21 points 1 year ago (11 children)

does anyone actually ever use Bing, when not either tricked/manipulated into using it or under some sort of bribe/incentive via ms rewards ?...

[–] hltdev 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

perfect, now it can learn to stone sinners in like the Romans did

[–] hltdev 1 points 1 year ago

just wants to use your phone bro

[–] hltdev 9 points 1 year ago

it's like I'm always with them for the first few seconds, then they just go way off base out of knowhere at some unexpected point in time

[–] hltdev 1 points 1 year ago

"not fat, but big boned"

[–] hltdev 12 points 1 year ago

...but wait you don't love accidently talking to someone in Texas every time you go to turn your dome light off/on ?

[–] hltdev 4 points 1 year ago

I get DOPEE DOPEE DOPEE but who knows I have ADD and my eyes tend to wander around so...

[–] hltdev 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"your in my spot" - cat

[–] hltdev 4 points 1 year ago

I imagine him muttering to himself "tsk tsk tsk ...I knew you should have measured it like I told you...tsk tsk tsk"

[–] hltdev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

but wait, are you sure you don't want to play VR Uno with realistic card turning action?!

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