hltdev

joined 1 year ago
[–] hltdev 3 points 9 months ago

more like "where's waldo(s)"

[–] hltdev 3 points 10 months ago

I bookmarked this post so I'll remember to look at it in 19 years

[–] hltdev 21 points 11 months ago (11 children)

does anyone actually ever use Bing, when not either tricked/manipulated into using it or under some sort of bribe/incentive via ms rewards ?...

[–] hltdev 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

perfect, now it can learn to stone sinners in like the Romans did

[–] hltdev 1 points 11 months ago

just wants to use your phone bro

[–] hltdev 9 points 11 months ago

it's like I'm always with them for the first few seconds, then they just go way off base out of knowhere at some unexpected point in time

[–] hltdev 1 points 11 months ago

"not fat, but big boned"

[–] hltdev 12 points 11 months ago

...but wait you don't love accidently talking to someone in Texas every time you go to turn your dome light off/on ?

[–] hltdev 4 points 11 months ago

I get DOPEE DOPEE DOPEE but who knows I have ADD and my eyes tend to wander around so...

[–] hltdev 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"your in my spot" - cat

[–] hltdev 4 points 11 months ago

I imagine him muttering to himself "tsk tsk tsk ...I knew you should have measured it like I told you...tsk tsk tsk"

[–] hltdev 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

but wait, are you sure you don't want to play VR Uno with realistic card turning action?!

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