grandkaiser

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[–] grandkaiser 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

Literal Eli5: "it's a slang term that some people use, but it isn't something you should worry about right now. It's meant for adults"

Since I'm becoming a father soon, I started learning responses like this

[–] grandkaiser 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I do hope you can find it! It's especially strange that the companies all implied that there was no answer (especially considering that reducing hallucinations has been one of the primary goals over the past year!) Maybe they meant that there was no answer at the moment. Much like how the wright Brothers had no way to control the random pitching and rolling of their aircraft and had no answer to it. (Of course the invention of the aileron would fix that later.)

[–] grandkaiser 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's right around 9% lower than the statistic that 62% of all statistics on the Internet are made up on the spot!

[–] grandkaiser 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] grandkaiser 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Of course you can! This is Lemmy! Being offended for other people is half the posts.

[–] grandkaiser 2 points 2 months ago

So what's out there then?

[–] grandkaiser 2 points 2 months ago

I need that money

[–] grandkaiser 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've been riding for 20+ years and never had this issue. I've tried cleats. Tried it for a year before I eventually switched back to a good set of pedals + a good set of shoes. Admittedly about half of my riding is mountain biking though, so that might be part of my bias.

[–] grandkaiser 5 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Over engineering problem

[–] grandkaiser 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

whats ligma?

[–] grandkaiser 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

barring severe mental and or physical disabilities

I have dysgraphia. It's far from a severe disability, but it impedes my ability to draw and write. My penmanship is nearly illegible. Drawing is right out.

[–] grandkaiser 10 points 3 months ago

The wind howls through the empty parking lot as the dim streetlights flicker above interrupted by the faint screech of an unreturned cart, left abandoned in the cold silence, rolling aimlessly across the asphalt. A masked man steps out of the shadows...

"You think it's nothing. A small act of carelessness, a moment of laziness. But that cart, left adrift, has a price. A price in scraped cars, twisted ankles, in the chaos that spreads like rot in the hearts of men. You see, I don't care about your excuses. I don't care if it's raining, if you're in a hurry. Order is what keeps us human. And you... you spit on it with every cart left behind."

Knuckles crack in the darkness

"I’m the reckoning you never see coming. You think no one’s watching when you shove it into the next spot, but I’m always watching. Every cart out of place, every rule ignored, it leads to something darker, something worse. And that’s where I come in—to stop the small sins before they become something more."

The masked man takes a step forward, his voice low and gravelly.

"I am Cart Noir, the last line of defense between order and chaos. You think it's just a cart? It's never just a cart."

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