funwiththoughts

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"Lacking", Tom said without meaning. (midwest.social)
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"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently. (midwest.social)
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"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed. (midwest.social)
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"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly. (midwest.social)
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"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection. (midwest.social)
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"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person. (midwest.social)
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"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case. (midwest.social)
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"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously. (midwest.social)
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"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically. (midwest.social)
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"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently. (midwest.social)
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"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract. (midwest.social)
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"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely. (midwest.social)
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