frunch

Dude's got stupid amounts of money and he can't even get a decent haircut

What the hell is this, socialism? 🥴

Malaria is saving it's strength for Trump's America -- it heard about RFKs aversion to modern medicine and is licking it's chops in anticipation 🦠

Agreed!! Anyone who hasn't watched it yet is def in for a treat. Dude is definitely not ok 🍳

This is the correct reaction, for those of us playing at home

As is tradition!

Covid was just a warmup

This is sooooooo fucked up

Also a sobering reminder that this society may not be the best place to bring new children into. I would be beyond irate if that had been my child.

ಠ_ಠ

Sony refrains from comment

He'll get bored. Oh wait, he's got the metaverse to keep him entertained 🤡

Love how all this AI-generated garbage is turning out to be a way of replacing human workers/jobs after all. Who says artists can't be replaced? We can try seeing what happens when unlimited monkeys are given unlimited word processors--and they're already marketing the results like it's world changing shit (and perhaps it is, but not in the way that would likely be considered positive)...But we also get the bonus of cinema being reduced to "content" just like every other creative endeavor that used to be the domain of actual creative people.

Now it's just an experiment in seeing how many people they can fool into watching bona fide garbage in exchange for it being "free"

Facts.

I know this to be true because any company that has a name that irrationally pisses me off is a sure sign of longevity. Tencent is a perfect example, ByteDance is another.

Both companies can fuck all the way off 👋 (but most assuredly will not... If they ever should one day, think of me -- I'll be in a champagne supernova in the sky)